Kids get the Gold, Husband gets the silver
Does that make him Spider-Dad or Dad-Spider?
Just wait until you show her where the "Input" button on her TV remote is
Sweet style, Bro
Uh...Thanks for the heads up, I guess.
You've got to give her props for that sick move though
She thinks your compliment stinks
This is one of the main reasons we teach them not to play with fire
Wise beyond their years
I think we can all agree on this
They should probably put that in the brochure
We should have a rule for that… oh wait, we do?
Mom is a genius
Let's put the pal in Principal
The question that's on everyone's mind
Makes sense to us
Gotta check the velcro pocket first
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