Well, if you can't have a bagel and cream cheese…
It's probably good that he has a goal, anyway.
Seriously, how is it only 9 am…?
Everybody has their own technique.
Must have missed that chapter...
That checks out…
Well, I guess you've got no one to blame but yourself.
You've got to admire her optimism.
We like to think of it as the Dad Joke hat-trick.
That's probably fair.
Happens to the best of us
"If you could just set it next to the toaster, that'd be great."
You made it awkward…
Welcome to the club, we have jackets.
Nothing like being stressed and exhausted in a new location!
Brought to you today, and every day.
For those of you keeping score at home.
Moms are known for their efficiency
Points for creativity.
It's your day…
A fine vintage
It's up there with "Hurry up!"
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